You Greedy Pig

You Greedy Pig! is a satirical capitalism simulator where greed is the goal — and consequences are optional.

Choose your path to wealth: Wall Street Wolf, Real Estate Shark, Tech Bro, Food Baron, or Corrupt Politician. Over 30 years, face morally questionable decisions: bribe auditors, pocket donations, sell user data, or evict long-time tenants. Every choice shapes your money, reputation, legal standing, and power.

Can you retire filthy rich — or will you end up in jail, bankrupt, or destroyed by scandal?

3 languages · Online leaderboard · 16+ events · No install needed